Jack · Nyll · Daniels

Naki's been buying me wigs like crazy. Um, how bout some clothes? Well, she did make me this ghetto t-shirt, you know, the kind that's 5 sizes too big and goes down to your knees. I wasn't supposed to come out that way but it did, and I have to suffer with her mistakes. I'd rather go naked than wear that shirt. But I look awesome naked, so I'm not complaining.

God, that icon doesn't even look like me... I have angry eyebrows, not stoned eyebrows. D:<

Oh, and she's talking about bringing home another guy. God, it's gonna be a sausage party in this house, dammit! GET ME SOME BOOBS FOR CHRISTMAS!!!

-Jack
PS- I want the boobs on a girl. Not on me.

Yup. Here I am:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y220/Good-Vibrations/P10-31-010.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y220/Good-Vibrations/P11-3-010.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y220/Good-Vibrations/P10-26-005.jpg

Let me give you a rundown of my life, thus far:

-I arrived on October 22nd. It was a saturday. The next day, Nakitama(girl who bought me) drags me to a meetup with other nut-cases. Now mind you, this is only my second day. It was quite a shock to arrive at our destination, and meet 49 other dolls. But I'm not complaining. There were plenty of great experiences. Let me just say 3 things:
1)Soony.
2)CP Mature Body.
3)Fuck-her-in-a-heartbeat.

Naki got a good shot of her, but then she messed up the memory card with the pictures on it. Dumb bitch... -.-;

So what else can I say... Well, Nakitama is always telling me that she loves me "SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!11one!". If love means dragging me everywhere she goes, never letting me have a moment to myself, and snapping photos like the fuckin' paparazzi, then yes, she loves me. She loves me very much. But let me ask you this, my dear reader: If she loves me so much, then why the fuck does she mess up my faceup, roll over on me in the bed, and not even provide me with decent clothes? Now, I'm not a complainer... usually. And I don't pay very close attention to hygiene, I'll admit. But even I, fondly called the dirtbag of the house, am tired of wearing the same pants FOR 3 WEEKS. I know she can sew. So what the hell's the deal?!

GET.

YOUR SHIT.

TOGETHER.
......................bitch.

But I'm not complaining...

-Jack.